Shlyakhov uspihu abo 7 krokiv samurayki. Translated from the Russian article Dr.Ann
for Internet publication Blondystayl News: "On the way rolled success. RT @ Ann_Inn: @ Lassska The true Guru always know where something bad is something good:)))
Only-no-first normal spring Revision s day decided to relax, as is porozi (Just to hard drinking) Director of exclusive information, threw in our portfolio Bourgeois green booklet "How to succeed in 7 days" and asked to write rebuttal. Note: not rerayt not advertising annotation and rebuttal. Thus, strain, if we have special brain cells.
how faithful pidmityly our astute readers, now in the domestic market competition has begun so-called "koucheriv" \u200b\u200b(those who offer different coaching). What do
kouchery? This, of course, the secret, but we will let it to you: kouchery transferred pendosovski books on kshalt: "How to Succeed in Business in 7 Days", "How to succeed in 7 days old "and" How to schedule with a bad smile consecutive 7 days and not get hooked on antidepressants. "Essentially all of these books is a short quote pad secret unpublished Talmud "How to succeed in mozhoyobstvi and simultaneously cut down the bubble." All true, but consider two interesting facts:
fact first. Pendosovski kouchery for the credibility related to six other books of its competitors. Why do we need? And to thirst for knowledge a student has acquired all seven brochures. This tacitly perelinkovka leads to increased sales of all books. Caught blonde essence? Learn to not refer to Western authorities, and a neighbor.
Strange fact number two. Why should kouchery give their master classes for the holy truth and always claim that neighbor koucher teaches wrong?
Firstly, your koucher sure that you have not read "How to achieve orgasm in 7 days.
Second, our kouchera finally no authority exists because it is for in essence is not quite in his right mind.
And thirdly, market baryhy not told him that one kiosk in the subway always prohoraye and seven in larkiv merchants always attract attention of the crowd.
the facts sorted out, move on to the cartoons. Looked wonderful animated film "Kung Fu Panda" (well, the one where Jackie Chan in the lead role)? What cartoon? Cartoon how goof, whose karma - selling noodles on the market, becoming a powerful warrior (with seven clear days). In the cartoon embodies hope plankton office: from desktop to laptop to watch porn for free, but to strengthen muscles and develop its already quirky mind. These playing our secret hopes kouchery. Well, imagine a character who read self Martial Arts, looked at a couple spots yutubi with masters Fighting Tai Ji Quan, and then decided ... open their own school. Imagined? Well done. Now we will tell you how to really succeed.
quick success. For quick success you NEED zatarytysya drug belonging to the category of glamorous (cocaine and LSD). Yes, it's expensive, but will lead to tangible results: you or posts or change your consciousness so that you will be able to find Salvage for the next dose. Furthermore, there is a chance that the road will lead you to bad more cheap and muddy folly. In any case, success is guaranteed 100%.
success is slow. Discover blog (not the one you already have and new). Name it (For themselves) disciplinary blog. Define the topic for the blog and write only on. Make yourself do one entry per day. In a day when nothing you wrote napyvaytesya to complete blackout.
The next step (after you've passed a couple of months without alcohol, that is written every day without breaks) to set yourself the following limitations: the recording must be spent no more than so many minutes something (well, it solves each individual: some missing and five minutes, half an hour and who small). If you write in tweeters, limit yourself tweets 10.05 per day.
notch, about six months, carry a specific time to blog: breakfast, after work before sex or after sex with Anfysoyu Chekhov. E-mail only at this time. If you missed an hour X - are alcohol loss of consciousness!
Note: This Disciplinary blog in no case can monetize. To operate the monetization of their hamsters and hovnoblohamy. This blog has be exemplary illustrative without puzomirok and comments!
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