Tips to promote its Twitter, 99% of them have been successfully used by the author. All other articles on the internet on this subject - just zamanuha for suckers.
Opus was almost ready in October 2009., But simply forgot to which the Drafts folder.
1. Establishments account on Twitter. Write about it in his blog, abusive article. All 2 reader obaldeyut from your courage.
2. Hang on account lock and take follovingom. Remember - no less than 800 people, otherwise you are zero.
3. Shut up. An alternative to silence can only be a report on you eaten breakfast, lunch, dinner, chocolate. Written? You are already interesting. You - tvipl !
4. Folloving. here to Prestressing. Recommend starting with the first hundred or Yandex rating tvireyt.ru . sure to tell everyone brand new single word.
5. Better if it would be the word "should." Repeating it a hundred times, from many of you wait the answer and automatically get into TOP-20 . This peak twitter, its Olympus and cream.
6. Ufff ... You did a lot, you're the best. Now come out from under the lock and start monetizing. You waited a long time!
7. Stationed sponsored link 5-6 times per hour. After all, your followers - stupid and lazy people, no reminders will not click.
8. You're too lazy. But not stupid. For automatic posting Use service. All at once.
9. Decorate your background. Best of all will look at the background of the name of your site, and the number yuzerneym asi. Continue with this Pictures can not be anywhere, but it let you do not care - the name of the site to remember everything.
10. Heshtegi . They need to be used in every repeat, every tweet replae and retweet. Without it, you simply will not notice.
Examples:
Good morning, # Ukraina .
yesterday went to # Avatar
I skuuuchno # danunah
11. Replai . I think their failure developers, they also can be seen only by those who are mutually Fallaway you and the interlocutor. How could bring his repartee throughout the thousands? Savvy - feature our people, so yuzerneym replae put in the middle!
Example: Yasnenko @ alexblogger ha-ha-ha!
12. retweet . This is an important component of twitter. You can simply press the button and your retweet swim in the tape unnoticed, but can add a few words, to become famous. And not the words matter!
Example: ûûû))) RT @ ekozlov : Is not it time for lunch?
13. Tweet. Yes. Tweets. Unfortunately, sometimes it is necessary to post without links, without heshtegov (but better not to risk), so I give advice: write thoughts. Write thoughts all-all-all who came into your head this minute. On the one hand - they are waiting for followers, on the other hand - does not need a notebook. Two benefits in one tweet! If the idea did not come, are covered only briefly, just three words all that you see what you're doing. Do you remember the quote, "Brevity - the sister of talent"? Three words, so do not sprayed his talent.
Examples:
I go into the shower.
Easy shamed.
going to watch the movie (if you think you are worthy followers - enter the name).
Morning petition.
This is my 300 th tweet.
I cook dinner favorite.
AAAAAAAAAAA !!!!! Twitter
he is twitter. (Phrase-Bomb, I dare assure you).
sweater he is such a sweater.
Bagel he was a bagel.
14. Quotes. Variety tweets , but interesting. The fact that your followers will never except you do not read, so you must take on themselves a heavy burden of education. Mandatory (can you hear?) Must once per hour write any phrase of the famous works of thee, if you forgot something - do not be lazy, go to any of the thousands of sites with aphorisms and take the phrase. The second from the top. Remember - your readers are unaware of the existence of these sites, nor heard anything about Leo Tolstoy, Mark Twain, Victor Hugo, Albert Camus, and Homer Simpson, they also unknown to the laws of Murphy.
can cite themselves - to retell a 20-30 tweets latest article from your blog on the principles of placing the goods on the shelves, you retired from a book about marketing, copy something From Wikipedia, find an abandoned site and take the lyrics from there. The audience waits and listens.
15. Follovers . None. Pay no attention to them. Only occasionally write: "Who are these people ???". But consider the stage of lead has been observed every hundred.
16. followers (buddylist). With these more complicated to deal with these. Welcome classic politeness.
Examples:
Good Morning Freaks!
How are you?
Nobody does not communicate with me: (
Replai if snizoydesh to the conversation, can be removed at the end of the day, because Twitter is your microblog, he read and reread hundreds.
17. Direct's message. If you something will be asked to tape, no flooding, posted in dm. They also assumed as tweets obligatory phrase: "Where did my 325 dmov ???".
18. Tradition. small selection: blame Twitter evangelist, to participate in the # sexymonday and in # ff. In no case do not write @ nicknames saints, just like this: Misha Kvakin, Maxim, YeKozlov. However, the latter can be, he still retvitnet (remember - it's advertising). On sex later on, but on FF stop. In no case does not recommend one tweet a lot of people do not like this tviply better choose 50-100 people, give to each feature, we can in verse. Nobody reads (all occupied the same), as recommended nicely.
19. # sexymonday. the cornerstone, the holy of holies. Tag coined @ marillin instantly became popular and beloved in twitter, waiting for all Monday - will be boobs. Many, many boobs. Marusyu you do not surpass, but we can try to become the hero / heroine of the hour, showing, for example, in all its glory their tits, ass, and best of all. We can go further if you are a boy - tell us about the artistic masturbation, girl - about masturbation. Well the truth, we are all adults, yes this is written in twitter, you're worse than the hell tightness. And that evening, on behalf of the girls described bearded admin erticheskogo site - brazen l; ozh!
20. By placing a paid advertisement in the networks you've forgotten about my blog. Not a problem! And Twitter will come here to help. For example, Victor Babic author service Your first followers lamented that there was no well thought out article on the use of the site. Unrecognized in the Fatherland, he was treated kindly by the Indian bloggers but still, still, my dear reader, I hope the author of the first Russian language description of this resource will be just YOU!
Well, like all. You, aka @ nickname, familiar with all the tricks and ruses twitter, you can lecture about the progress on Twitter, give interviews on blogs, on radio and television on Twitter, even arrange an online seminar (there were no such I give the idea).
With the same as those who read it and smiled, sharing the phrase styrennoy have Dima Shatokhina :
Twitter - the perfect interlocutor. Elusive and silent. Knows how to listen, and sometimes suggest. Noosphere as it is.
Do not kill my twitter, please.
